I dont have anything smartaleck to say about the JOTD...
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."
...It speaks plenty for itself.
Well, i'm still sick (gettin' better...maybe) but it's really gettin' on my nerves. Did a sectional this morning; 4 people showed up. That disappoints and annoys me. If i'm draggin my lifeless body to school early, there better damn well be more than 4 ppl showing up next time. If that happens again, i say screw sectionals cuz i certainly dont need it. Classes were blurs, i think i have an ap euro test tomorrow. meh. haven't read a single word in the book. ever. Prolly skim tomorrow morning and BS my way through the test. Went to violin lesson and pulled stuff from nowhere to impress my teacher. roxor. I think i'm gonna try to hit bed earlier 2nite cuz i need the rest. I'll be seeing you children tomorrow.