The things women do to men...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. "Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replies. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman, clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies' room."
...Ouch.
Well, it's an early blog today because i'm bored right now. Took a nap this afternoon, it was quite nice... I've been finding that i have napped quite a bit more than in the past; it is perhaps because i think i have the cold (not cool at all), but it's soooooo good...just kinda hard to wake up to. oh well. Went out at night for a lil with someone to go watch the lights, great fun, but so cold out. Now i'm just a lazy mood, hopefully i'll get healthy soon as i dislike sickness. Well, until later kids! ^_^