Hehe, MN Faculty...
Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know... how about nuclear power?" The other guy says, "Okay, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" The first guy says, "I don't know." The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?"
...that rates rather highly on the quality scale, i say.
Well, today was rather bleh. Woke up late, and got to school late, but yet managed to squeak in a spot on fine arts side . However, so frickin' cold! Cold is no good unless it's too cold to go to school or it's snowing hard enough to not go to school. Orchestra went as always, i'm finding teasing underclassmen to be a load of fun. Ah, blissful seniorhood (it is now a word). Calculus was so great today; Neeman definitely did some crazy stuff and i actually followed along the whole way...also, I quote "You threw a banana peel at me!" from Jon Kasworm. That was a kodak moment. Cavanaugh came to school late, so Mr Need suggested we call him at home to tell him he's tardy for class. We did. He was in the shower, and we asked his mom to stick her head in there to tell him...he got the message :) Rest of the day just kinda flew by. There was an incident 3rd hour in the library. It was mouse vs. 5 men. George and a buncha other janitors tried cornering a mouse they found (for the records, i thought it was cute and fluffy, i was sad when George rammed the broom on it like 5 times) and they failed miserably; you now have 5 angry men chasing a mouse with two brooms and a cardboard box. The orginial plan was to trap it and throw it outside. Apparently after struggling, they failed; george got angry and decided he'd just beat it to death. Well, i think after the first two strikes, the mouse had a broken leg, and limped along for its dear life for another 5 minutes before george whacked it. Poor mouse. I woulda let it go... (moment of silence for the cute lil mouse). Definitely played some pitch afterschool and finished our frickin' long game...it took 3 notepad sheets to keep track of scores and "point values" <----unrelated to money of course, for we'd NEVER gamble in school! I also took Kayla to dinner cuz she was sick. The poor girl, kayla I hope you feel better! Then hung out at mikes, more cards, and kinda saw American Idols. Some people should not have made it. I coulda sang better than some of them, and some were just dressed so terribly. I must say though, Simon should go to hell. He's such a prick; you should see the loooks on some ppl's face when he told them that if they lived a thousand year ago, they'd be stoned to death for singing to terribly. what a dick. Anyways, i'm hoping for no school tomorrow due to wind chills, but i'm still gonna get some good sleep, so hopefully i wont see you kids tomorrow, no offense to anyone! Dave out.