Today's jotb is rated PG-13, so those of you with virgin eyes please skip on to the actual blog*...
A mother and her young son were flying Air Lingus. The son, who had been looking out the plane's window, turned to his mother and said, "Mom, if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" Stumped, the mother suggested to her son that he ask the stewardess. The boy promptly got out of his seat and wandered back to the service area. "Excuse me," the boy said to the stewardess. "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" "Yes," he said, nodding his head. The stewardess whispered in the boy's ear, "Tell your mother it's because Air Lingus always pulls out on time."
Today was kinda long, as was yesterday. This week has been rather tiring, and it's only wednesday. Was at school at 7 for band, bahhh on worthlessness; i dont really do anything aside from playing the show music, which i still have memorized. I think i'm gonna skip a few rehearasals, and i really doubt shep would notice / care. Day kinda drug on...have a calc assessment due on friday, mehhh. Stayed after school till around 5 to practice mr / ms mustang talent with Sarah. (you should all come and support the fine arts kids). Then i had to give glenn a lift home cuz his car is out of action until at least next week. Poor kid. After that, definitely dropped $20 on gas...at $1.63 a gallon no less!!! I remember the good ol' days of $0.89 gas. Sigh. Came home and just kinda vegged a lil, then later on i went to Zio's for dinner. Hooray for good fresh pizza. I am still in search of stilts, and still no luck. This could suck cuz i might have to come up wtih an alternate superhero for mr / ms mustang. Either that or pull off Yao Ming w/o stilts (losing all funniness...bah humbug). On an more interesting note, my 18th bday is slowly approaching. March 6th is the date. I am thinking of having some sort of a celebratory festive activity. Or something to that effect. If you have any good ideas (not a party at my place, i dont enjoy cleaning up stuff), fire 'em my way. I'm gonna go and shower now and possibly hit the hay a lil earlier. Me worned out much. Dave out.

*Why do i get the feeling that most of you ended up reading the joke just for sake of its semi-naughty rating...?