Today's jotb....
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, "Stay here and be very quiet. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet." The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said, 'Should we eat them here or take them with us?', well, I just panicked!"...
...I dont blame the poor kid. Today was lazy day, it was wonderful. Allie came over cuz she was gonna make me stilts until that plan was cancelled, so we just kinda hung out for a lil, i taught her how to play pitch. Then i was big worthless for a while and took a nap. Then i went over to katelyn's, and we made dinner together. It's funny how i was more in control that she was. lol. Props due to the previous cooking pasta experience at allies (that was another experience on its own...). Then went over to mike's and we definitely just kinda chilled, played cards, and sang a hell lot of karoeoke (sp?); fun was had by all. This weekend has been a blast so far cuz i had a wonderful time last night and 2nite was equally as enjoyable. If you were with me friday night, i had a great time. In any case, to anyone who cares, David might not be single for long, but we'll see what happens. Well, it's time to bug out and sleep. G'nite all you night owls!