Hey, it's been a frickin' long time, i know i promised updates like 2 months ago, but I'm a lying sack of crap so yea. Many things have occurred since my last real update (literally) years ago...here are a few changes:
- I've discovered many things I know I dont want to do
- I no longer kick ass at school, lol
- I am in a fraternity (Kappa Delta Rho, Tau Chapter)
- Katelyn broke up with me
- I've started playing and have since then quit online poker
- I've made new friends that I'll treasure for the rest of my life
- I've seen Dave Matthews Band 3 times now (Bonner Springs with Megan, Penn State with Catie, and East Troy with Megan, Anna, and Becca)
Here are a few things that didn't change:
- I'm still clueless as to what I want to do after CMU
- I'm still an alcohol snob, despite being in a fraternity that endorses binging of cheap beers
- I'm still pretty lazy
- I still love Omaha
So um, yea those are the few big ones that I thought were important. This past weekend was fantastic; For those of you who know her, Megan Guthrie visited me in Pittsburgh! It really was a blessing to have her here...Pittsburgh is so frickin' far away that it's not just a drive away, so aside from Katelyn visiting when she was looking at Pitt for school, no one has been able to come. We had such a wonderful weekend together, it made going back to classes today difficult, and doing problem sets infinitely impossible. However, for now, I'll leave you with the infamous Joke of the Blog and get back to doing schoolwork (and by schoolwork, I mean the new sukodu book i have procured...)
Before going out one evening, a married couple made sure to put the dog out. The taxi arrived, and as the couple headed out, the dog shot back into the house. They didn't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife went out to the taxi while the husband went upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he said, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!"
P.S. I'll try to get a profile or something up and perhaps a picture frame, no promises though.