Some idiots up in New York and in India decided that instead of doing the one job they had to do today, they would go play grab ass with each other, and then fist me instead.

i mean, really, we're not talking about the novice mistake of overwriting a file here, or not clicking save or something retarded. We're talking Job Description: avoid semen in your eyes. Result: facial city, USA.

As you can probably imagine, they are the cause of my anguish and why I'm still at work.