A Scottish man was lying in a hospital, and his life-long friend Walter was by his side trying to comfort him in what seemed to be his last few hours. The sick man said, "Walter, I thank you for being here, it means a lot to me. I know we have been through a lot together and I trust you with anything."
Walter said, "I know that Raymond, I could not see it any other way."
Raymond replied, "Walter, I just have one last request before I make my journey into the afterlife."
"What is it Walter? Of course, you know I would do anything."
"You see, I have been saving this here bottle of Brandy for over fifty years for when I die. Raymond, will you do me the honors of pouring it over me grave after the funeral?"
"Of course I will do that for you, Walter. That is the least I could do. But Walter, do you mind if I run it through me kidneys first?"
...Ah, that was entertaining i hope. If not, too bad so sad.
An order of business to take care of first, i do believe i will have senior pictures starting next week: Ask me to see 'em, i have two varieties, A (a normal pic of me) or B (a stylized pic of me, interesting art style but still fun). I ordered 50 of A, and i am willing to print B off of my computer on photopaper if you ask me, so do that if you'd like one. Now that that is out of the way, onto ranting about life ^_^ Today was meh, did my Hastings recording (should make it, as i did soph year...) but i dont have to go if i dont feel like it, so roxor for that. Went on the AP Calculus. Holy Moly, the test was rather long, shall we say. I knew how to do everything on the test, it was just lengthy...plus the usual 2nd hour announcements of doom didn't help at all. Meh. Then i went ahead and tried to take care of the "I want to hit a certain..." incident. As per expected, the person i talked to danced around with words and we failed to reach a real conclusion, now i have an extra task to do in the next 48hrs, basically writing an appeal letter ish typa thing. Stupid stupid stupid. Went to the Phys test, dont think i did all too terribly, and i have a good grade, so i really could care less. Rest of the day went blah. No violin lesson today, woohoo...altho i prolly needed it for all state stuff as i have not looked at it, so i think i shall do that tomorrow. After school, got some juice at juice junction only to find out that closed!!! That disappoints me, as i have invested in a mug there to allow me a 50 cent discount every time i go, now that mug is worthless. Fie! Btw, if you're wondering, a bundled up tshirt, fired at a 45 degree angle to the ground, will travel approx 90 feet under 50 lbs of pressure. Roxor for weiner slinger (try to do a search for that on the internet, you should get interesting results ^_~) and Nerds of the world Unite (a.k.a MN Science Dpt Teachers) Ohyea, in other news, bed seems to be a good idea as i have a sectional to run tomrrow morning...bah!!! Well it's that time again, fairwell my dedicated readers.
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