There's a factory that makes Wilson nails. One day, the factory owner calls up his ad agency and tells them to make a commercial showing off his nails. The ad exec says, "No problem. Turn on the TV at 8:00pm and you will see your commercial." Mr. Wilson turns on his TV at 8:00 and his commercial starts. It goes like this: Two Romans come out carrying spears and approach a cross with Jesus hanging on it. The camera focuses on Jesus' hands and the head of the nail, which clearly has "Wilson" written on it. Mr. Wilson goes completely crazy, calls up his ad exec and tells him to get rid of the commercial before the Catholic Church sues him. The ad exec agrees, and tells Mr. Wilson that he will make another commercial the following night, which will be on TV at 8:00. So the next day at 8:00, Mr. Wilson turns on the tube and his commercial starts. It goes like this: Two Romans come out carrying spears and approach a cross, but Jesus is not on it; he is seen running away in the background. One Roman guard turns to the other and says, "I told you we should have used Wilson Nails!"
...Ahahahaha I personally thought that was a good one, although some of you may disagree. If that is the case, i want you to know that your opinion means absolutely nothing to me ^_~ hehe, j/k i love you all (well, most anyways). In any case, not much to blog today, just too tired to care...All state tomorrow, still haven't looked at music (i'm gonna kick myself for doing that) but i think i'll get to school early to practice though, i really should. Bah! I know you will all miss me when i'm at all state, but you'll be okay, i promise. I'll try to find a compute to blog in Lincoln, but chances are slim to none; and yes, i will be gambling in our rooms. If you are an attractive female in Lincoln, i'll be at the Embassy Suite in town, ask for the finest asian dude around, and you probably wont find me. But ask for the room where there's an asian dood gambling and there I will be. I'll have my cell on if you care to call. Peace out ladies and Gents!