Yea know, i can actually see this happening...
A well-dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked him, "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200?" Aghast, the man replied, "Are you nuts?!? That's robbery!" The salesman seemed offended but he still tried again, "Sir, since you are a bit angry, I'll sell it to you for half price at $100. Whaddya say?" Again, the man replied bluntly, "You must be crazy pal, now go away!" The salesman then reached into his briefcase, pulled out two brownies and began munching away on one of them. He told the irritated guy, "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much." Unwrapping the brownie, the guy took a bite. Suddenly, he spat it out and said, "Hey! This brownie tastes like crap!!!" "It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
...SICK! ^_^
Well, it's Christmas Eve, for those of you that dont celebrate Christmas, that's too bad but i'm sure I'll be okay. Break has been wonderful so far, slept in every day (ahhh, making up for all the lost sleep during the schoolyear...and marching season). Well, it is the holidays though, so morale is pretty high for me. Only downer, still single as can be. It's sad sometimes, i would like to get a women occationally but there just hasn't been anyone that really wow'd me (cept maybe one or two....maybe). But anyways, Brooke and I were talking about this, and she decided i was pathetic becuz i'm bitching about being single by choice. Meh, fie on your brookey!!! Anyhow, prolly gonna go to the xmas eve service 2nite after a nice family dinner with my cousins across the street; if anyone knows of any festive activities that are coming up, call the cell, for I will probably be available most of the time ^_^ Well, I wish you a Merry Christmas if i dont blog tomorrow, and hope everyone have a safe and fun filled xmas eve!