Aha! JOTB:
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once... What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said we are very happy and pleased; you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!

Moral of the story... Always keep your condoms in your car.

...Anyways, i've been real sick lately, it sucked much. From monday night till thursday night I was miserable. I fevered, coughed, sneezed, etc etc all day and night, it was no good. Started out not too bad, then i got to 103.1, that was the worse ever. You get so cold sometimes, but then a min later you're frickin' on fire. Finally, i got better on friday, altho i still have a lil cough here and there. I think I got Mikey's Viral shit (damn you mike, damn you!), and Kristine gave me her cough. I guess my body just quit. I stayed home from Monday night to friday midday, it was like a house arrest, talk about cabin fever. Finally on friday i got out when I played a wedding gig; boy that was sucky, it was a really modern wedding and it was held inside, so it was kinda dark, not what you expect. I would never want my wedding like that. Meh. And then I chilled with Kristine Friday night since she called, that was a good time. Ohwell, now that I got that being sick rant out of the way, I had a kick ass day today! Went to Kp's around noon and we made lunch and then went to the pool with worm, katie, and bone. Chilled there for like 2 hrs, and then went to Zorinsky. Definitely took a blanket and just kinda camped wherever the hell we wanted. Spent the afternoon there cuz the weather was so great! Also, when bikers, runners, or walkers would pass, Jon would go "ON YOUR RIGHT!" and they'd kinda either ignore, laugh, or turn around confused; much fun there. Then we went across the street to watch Kp's bro play baseball, she did NOT want to be there at all, but we were just scoring brownie points with the 'rent, lol. Went back to Kp's to just kinda chill and veg around, then i came home around 9 to take medicine and relax :) And now, more medicine time and ZZs for me. Rock out.