The story of my life...
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -- everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" With one eye open, she said, "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"
The moral of this story is:
If a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong...
So many things are going through my mind lately. Lately school has just been stressful, uber-senioritis has taken full effect and i dont want to do anything. Thanksgiving will be an excellent break for me, and one that is well needed. The only trouble is i will probably never recover from break mode afterwards. Today was so blah. Went to the NHS officers meeting this morning as previously scheduled, and the two ladies didn't say anything, so i dunno what's going on with that spiel. However, i did get a note during 6th hour for me to go down and talk to them tuesday at 2:40pm, so i'm probably not off the hook. Bah. Took orchestra off (as a traditional all state privilege) first hour so that was nice. Walked into AP calc expecting to be completely confused as the class started a key unit / lecture on friday, however, after a few minutes of sitting and absorbing information from my genius of a teacher, Neeman, it seems as there is gonna be a light at the end of my dark tunnel of knowledge. Mass media was good vegging time, got the grade sheet today, i have a 99% and can afford to take zeroes on the next twenty points. Booya. Physics went nicely also, Craig brought in home made sloppy joes, so that ended up being my lunch. AP Euro was the usual. Japanese was definitely worthless today, i dont think we did anything constructive. Seems like lately everything has sucked. So many things to worry about, do this do that, and waiting for my december date for an application response really suck. I want to know now. As always, just too many things all at once, so glad i decided to decline Fischer's offer to a part in the play, as that would've made life even suckier than suck. Oh yes, this year i've gotten to know megan guthrie a lot better, megan you rock my face off with your dork dance! Well, the griping has been done, and i just need to survive. I am ready to quit. It's time to check in, dave out.